(Cause [I'm]) So Smooth..

Yesterday as I was set off to store, "Smooth" by Santana (feat. Rob Thomas) came on the radio. I was super stoked to be sure. I was disappointed though, because despite my good fortune I reached my destination before even coming to the caliente chorus. I nearly stayed in the car just to savor the sweet spanish song, but instead went straight into Smith's and instead sang to myself as I picked pleasant produce.

After arriving back at my automobile, I packed in my purchases and found the first preset playing music. I was surely surprised when suddenly the succulent sounds of Santana once again surrounded me. "Smooth" was on again. Shocking.

I brightly bounded up to my bedroom, bubbling over with bliss, and flabbergasted by my good fortune. I then walked in to find my marvelous macbook, Phoebe, lying foreignly on the floor.

I opened it to find that the screen wasn't working, and knew immediately that as it had fallen on the floor a cable inside was disconnected. How did I know this? Because I did this same thing not 3 weeks ago, and had to take her to the doctor to get repaired.

I still am quizzically questioning the cause of this catastrophe, and the only conceivable cause is that there was an execrable earthquake in my absence.

So I did the only thing that made any sense, I turned on "smooth" and pretended nothing bad happened.

Lessons learned:

1. I have 2 supernatural powers- the gift of causing unwanted destruction to innocent objects, even without being present, and the gift of having a miraculous influence over the radio.

2. I'd make an awful superhero, because both of my powers are completely useless.

3. I shouldn't own nice/expensive things.

4. No matter how careful I think I am, I will still ruin things. Therefore, there is no reason to get upset about it, but instead I should laugh at myself, because at least I'm funny.

5. Rob Thomas and Santana will always be there for me, no matter what. "And if this life ain't good enough I'd give my world, to lift you up. I would change my life to better suit your mood, cause you're so smooth.."

Thanks guys.

Sorry if you read this whole post, it's kind of stupid. I love you dearly.